Bad Neopets Fanfiction

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6795028/1/When_Faerieland_sunk

everything about this story is FUBAR

grammar

plot line

the fact that kass is so out of character

Submission #11

Just feeling on a killing spree… So I killed my fave npc, Parlax, by making Gorix and Cylara insane… Oh, and there’s some hintings in there…

theknightandthethief:

My findings.

Does this count as fanfiction?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8141207/1/the_chosen_one

The description for this story simply said “about a bori”.

Notable Quotes:

“My pet Bori named Winkle got lost in a forest on the day Halloween,the scariest day of the year. He had wandered off into the forest when I had thrown his chew toy while we were playing fetch.”

“In a platinum chair Winkle lay back While young ladies massaged him toes and fed him grapes and complemented how ‘dashing’ he looked.”

gorix:

guess what today is???

fanfiction friday

this time i have wrought upon ye merry souls A trip to shenkuu, the critically bombed brynnso smut fic

tw: loud and NSFW

(via otenruneau)

Source:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2188455/1/Fencet

It’s hard to explain this one… so I’ll let it’s summary do that for me:

“The story of a terribly helpless Acara, and what happens to him, when he gets abaondoned, then dopted by a very abusive owner.”

Why does concepts like this alone get into NEOPETS?

Oh yeah, female owner abuses pet Acara.

Notable Quotes:

“e felt so used..This was’nt right. He gasped slightly, as her hand slid down, and rested on the curve of his but”

http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544175534

there are two chapters,

it’s NC-17 rated,

it’s jhudora/sloth,

“‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!’” is an actual line of dialogue

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4947386/11/The_Tale_of_a_Lupe_and_a_Faerie

A smutfic between the Soup Faerie and a Lupe.

It’s not badly written persay, (the smut scenes are cringable at best however) it does hold some form of grammar and spelling.

But a concept ends up PWP between the soup faerie and a lupe.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2003185/1/KassXFyora

Written while high, apparently.

Notable Quote:

“Hn…This is just a one shot thing about that Sexy darigan eyre, kass, and Fyora..Yes, I’m high..and I wanted to type up soemtihng crazy..so..Her’es a lil romance one shto between my favorite neopet Characters..giggles ANYHOO..WARNING, SEX WITH HAPPEN IN HERE,ALRTHOUGH IT IS NOT TOO EXPLICIT!”

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554031/1/Dont_Tease

With a summary like:

A vampiric gelert moves in with his boyfriend for some time alone but some girls in a bar make him change his ways. MM and MF, Rated for language and adult content.

you know we’re in for a treat. Not only is it beautifully written in MASSIVE WALLS OF TEXT, grammatical errors and what not, we get the oh so famous memorable quotes such as:

“Cio moaned and De looked down, and saw him with his hand down his pants, obviously masturbatin”

“Yeah… I’m gay.”

“ she had stuffed her pussy in his face and was now licking his erect member. Cum steadily flew from her pussy”