Submission #12
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6795028/1/When_Faerieland_sunk
everything about this story is FUBAR
grammar
plot line
the fact that kass is so out of character
July 2012
2 posts
Submission #11 →
sosoeuso.deviantart.com
Just feeling on a killing spree… So I killed my fave npc, Parlax, by making Gorix and Cylara insane… Oh, and there’s some hintings in there…
May 2012
11 posts
Submission #10
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8141207/1/the_chosen_one
The description for this story simply said “about a bori”.
Notable Quotes:
“My pet Bori named Winkle got lost in a forest on the day Halloween,the scariest day of the year. He had wandered off into the forest when I had thrown his chew toy while we were playing fetch.”
“In a platinum chair Winkle lay back While young ladies massaged him toes and fed him grapes and complemented how ‘dashing’ he looked.”
A trip to shenkuu
guess what today is???
fanfiction friday
this time i have wrought upon ye merry souls A trip to shenkuu, the critically bombed brynnso smut fic
tw: loud and NSFW
Submission #9
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2188455/1/Fencet
It’s hard to explain this one… so I’ll let it’s summary do that for me:
“The story of a terribly helpless Acara, and what happens to him, when he gets abaondoned, then dopted by a very abusive owner.”
Why does concepts like this alone get into NEOPETS?
Oh yeah, female owner abuses pet Acara.
Notable Quotes:
“e felt so used..This was’nt right. He gasped slightly, as her hand slid down, and rested on the curve of his but”
Submission #8
http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544175534
there are two chapters,
it’s NC-17 rated,
it’s jhudora/sloth,
“‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!’” is an actual line of dialogue
Want to affiliate? -sociallyunacceptablefanfiction
That would be awesome.
Submission #7
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4947386/11/The_Tale_of_a_Lupe_and_a_Faerie
A smutfic between the Soup Faerie and a Lupe.
It’s not badly written persay, (the smut scenes are cringable at best however) it does hold some form of grammar and spelling.
But a concept ends up PWP between the soup faerie and a lupe.
Submission #6
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2003185/1/KassXFyora
Written while high, apparently.
Notable Quote:
“Hn…This is just a one shot thing about that Sexy darigan eyre, kass, and Fyora..Yes, I’m high..and I wanted to type up soemtihng crazy..so..Her’es a lil romance one shto between my favorite neopet Characters..giggles ANYHOO..WARNING, SEX WITH HAPPEN IN HERE,ALRTHOUGH IT IS NOT TOO EXPLICIT!”
Submission #5
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554031/1/Dont_Tease
With a summary like:
A vampiric gelert moves in with his boyfriend for some time alone but some girls in a bar make him change his ways. MM and MF, Rated for language and adult content.
you know we’re in for a treat. Not only is it beautifully written in MASSIVE WALLS OF TEXT, grammatical errors and what not, we get the oh so famous memorable quotes such as:
“Cio moaned and De looked down, and saw him with his hand down his pants, obviously masturbatin”
“Yeah… I’m gay.”
“ she had stuffed her pussy in his face and was now licking his erect member. Cum steadily flew from her pussy”
Submission #4
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3575035/1/consquences
The consequences of two similarly-named neopet having fun, apparently. Most likely a troll fic. Read the reviews for more entertainment.
Notable quotes:
“The female opened her eyes wide and moaned and screamed and enjoyed it lots”
“ashley took the distraxtion to puish the child out of her body and it shot into the waing arms of a nurse.”
April 2012
9 posts
Submission #3
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3980973/1/Dirty_Little_Secret
“nnhn…” moaned Garin as he slowly impaled himself on the gelert’s cock.
and then part 2:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4702889/1/Im_in_Heaven
“Well-Oh Fyora Allador, do that again!” The Gelert Assassin snickered and complied.
oh god i have seen all these fanfics today and the bruno/reggie one i cant and the brynnso one
I think the ones with plot characters are the worst because you have a mental picture of them doing whatever happens in the story, and they’re always horribly out of character.
I'm never going to get over "Sugartits" and "Seven-incher."
Me neither.
Oh god why.
It’s so terrible it’s hilarious, that’s why.
Submission #2
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7627569/1/A_trip_to_Shenkuu
It’s basically just smut between Brynn and Hanso. Which isn’t bad.. save for the fact it’s
a) PWP (porn without plot) and not tagged as such
b) badly written smut
c) SMUT. OF. NEOPETS CHARACTERS.
Notable Quotes:
I rammed my cock into her, my balls creating a loud slapping noise against her ass.
A red haze formed before my vision, and I climaxed, spilling my seed into Brynn. Brynn climaxed shortly after, screaming my name for the whole boat to hear.
A MOTH GENTLY FLOATS ONTO AAA'S BONER
Submission #1
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4491801/1/A_tale_of_Love
It’s about a story of two brother neopets being gay for each other. That’s pretty much it.
Notable quotes:
“Hey Reggie?” “Yes brother?” “How’s puberty going?”
“You really love me like that?” “Bruno, I’m sorry, let’s just forget that this ever happened.” “No, I love you like that too!” “Really?” “Yes! Really!” Reggie grabbed the zipper of the pants Bruno was wearing, pulled it down, and pulled them off, boxers and all, revealing a rock hard cock ten inches long.
